You're so cute you make a kitty baby look ugly.
You're so funny you can make me laugh untill I feel like I'm about to pee my pants.
You're generous, and kind, supportive and ... wait for it... FREAKING AWESOME!
I think life is uncool, 'cause on your birthday you are my present.
And I will love you untill you're a hundred years old and our lady parts are turned into dust.
Are you laughing now?