Happy B-day

You rock so hard you turn mountains into dust.

You're so cute you make a kitty baby look ugly.

You're so funny you can make me laugh untill I feel like I'm about to pee my pants.

You're generous, and kind, supportive and ... wait for it... FREAKING AWESOME!

I think life is uncool, 'cause on your birthday you are my present.

And I will love you untill you're a hundred years old and our lady parts are turned into dust.

Are you laughing now?